Chace

[Seth Wright]

DUDE! Long time no talk. Sorry, I know I said I'd send one straight away, but you know I'm bad at keeping my word I have a bad memory.

Right. So about this sleepover at your house then. When is it again? I've forgotten completly completely, you know me. And what do I need to bring? The usual stuff, right? Any games or food or DVDs or CDs or anything else like that? Wait, I forget, your house has everything. It just makes emigrating immigrating migrating TEMPORARILY to your house much easier.

Anyhows... Anyhow... Anyway... Yeah. Dude, how are you? Having a fabulous holiday, I'll bet. Going on a cruise again this year? Wanna take me too? I kid, I kid. But you're a lucky guy, man, have I ever told you that? Of course I have. You bringing Lara to anywhere? Because if you're taking her on holiday, you know there's no way you can leave me out! Even if I have to pay for myself! I have the money I'll save up. No sir, the infamous couple Chace and Lara are not going on holiday without their even more infamous sidekick, Seth Wright! You're like Batman and I'm like Robin, it's like total GENIUS, dude. And let's not forget Willow. Yes, Willow, dude, I can't believe I just forgot her. Man, she'll kill me. Must rember member remember to write to her... She'll kill me if she knows I always write to you first. She always says we're like gay or something. Whatever, Willow threatens me a lot, doesn't mean I'll always listen. We all know she's joking... right? She'll never leave me, right? Man, I'm going CRAZY. But Willow makes me crazy, so alls gooooood.

Say hi to your mum for me, and tell her thanks. I can't wait to go to yours, your house is always soooo amazing. Your family's great too *see underneath. Well, not as good as mine, because my mum and Eva totally rock (Eva literaly literally rocks, she tries to knock my dad's father's house flat with her guitar, she's like some monster on that thing, I can't believe mum let her buy it, but it is her own money I suppose).

*(except your dad and your sister, the oldest one, not the other one - there are only two, right? I mean, I know, I KNOW, I should know by now, but I mean, DUDE, gender has never been one of my, like, strong points, you know? But yeah, that sister of yours that's out of Hogwarts, she's a scary, scary woman. She could kill me with just a glare of hers. Did you say I'm staying for a party your dad's throwing for her, 'cause dude, however much I wanna eat all that great gourme gourmet buffet food I REALLY don't think she'll want me there, and man, I ain't risking a glare from your almighty sister... acts like a freakin' god, she does, bit like my half-sister.)


But Willow, sweetheart, you have to understand I'm going to Chace's, and I have to make sure it's all go go with Yasmin (that's Chace's mum, by the way), because she's always been really nice to me, inviting me over every year, and I can't suddenly say my girlfriend needs me so I'm gonna ditch your son and his family, you know? Be reasonable, Willow... Not that you're not, normally.


Sorry, dude, sorry, I forgot to finish your letter and send it and thought this was the one I'd started for Willow (she's sent me like three letters in one day, man, does she love me of WHAT?), so yeah, ignore that big scribbled bit. Just don't try and read it, because knowing you, man, you can decifer decipher it in seconds.

Anyhows or anyway, man, I'm off to write this wonderfully complicated simple letter to Willow. Can't keep her Majesty waiting, can we?

Seth

P.S. Willow's sent another one. Another one. I am so popular today.

P.P.S. Eva says hi. Why would she say hi to you? Dude, you are NOT chating chatting up my sister, are you? Don't make me hit you.

P.P.P.S. My mum says thanks to your mum and you know the usual. Yeah yeah.