To Barbie-girl

[Liang Jong R3]

To Barbie-girl,

I was not happy when you sent me that message asking for another study session. You know, Owls are for important messages; I thought it was an emergency, a real emergency. You could have easily told me when I passed you in the hall, when we sat together in Transfiguration, when we even went to the blasted bathroom after dinner, etc. etc.

I don't bite, you know that; and if you're embarrassed about walking up to my table, I ensure you my house-mates will not snicker as you pass by. We're all respectable people, you know.

But, I digress, I am writing this Owl to reluctantly confirm that yes I will offer you extra tutoring if you feel it is necessary although I have to ask...

Are you even doing your homework?

Sincerely,
East-Dragon

PS: I'll meet you in the Library after D.A.D.A, make sure you look over the material before-hand so that none of this extra studying will be a waste.

[Jacob Baine H3]

Liang East-Dragon Stupid-Head

First of all, ARE YOU CRAZY? Of course I don't do my homework! Only nerds and Ravenclaws do homework. No offense. I am a busy person.

Also, don't wizards send owls? I thought that's how magical people communicated. You're the one with the wizarding family, you tell me. Should I go and talk to you? I don't know. You wizards are all tricky people. It's like, one wrong step, one wrong word, one button left unbuttoned, and you have to duel someone, or your eye is pickling in a jar in Potions or whatever. You know what I mean.

And I am NOT embarrassed about anything. That's why I'm calling you Stupid-Head. So there. East-Dragon is a stupid name anyway. And why am I Barbie-girl? Lone Wolf is cooler. Or Ice Wolf. Or Lone Ice Wolf.


Respectably (My word is bigger by one two letters! I hate writing with ink, you can't erase.),
Lone Ice Wolf

Oh yeah, before I send this


PS: Um, what if I lost my material?

PPS: What does etc mean? Or does it stand for something?

Whatever comes after PPS: And thanks for letting me borrow your quill. Once I send this I'll return it to you.