Tristan MacCay

[Tristan MacCay]

Dearest Tristan,

We’re so sorry we missed your birthday! We were away on a business trip and had no way of contacting you at all. The nights were crazy and the mornings were early so we barely had any time to sleep, let alone write a letter and send you a gift. Well, here it is now. We love you dearly, and we hope you like your gift. Happy birthday! Oh, fifteen, you’ve grown up so fast.

Love,
Mum and Dad

[Tristan MacCay]

Mum and Dad,

Don’t worry about it. I know how busy your lives are during the year. Thanks for the birthday wishes and the gift. It’s just as great as the other video cameras you’ve gotten me. It’s all just the same, because the camera I’ve been using was stolen. It’s treacherous, what is this world coming to!?

Love,
Tristan

[Tristan MacCay]

Dearest Tristan,

I’m glad that you can put this camera to use! I love your videos, do tell me when you’ve made a new video. I love watching them. You’re such a talented young man Tristan.

Love,
Mum


"Bollocks," Tristan muttered as he crumpled the letter into a ball.