Slytherin, Slytherin, Slytherin!!!

[Woodrow Winchester R4]

It seems that almost all our newest members become Slytherins, it makes one wanna shake a fist in anger at the Sorting Hat, then maybe transfigure it into a bowler hat! Seriously, what happened to the good 'ol days when we had an even number of characters? Has anyone looked at the Quidditch rosters? Notice how many reserve members are on the Slytherin team? They have enough for two teams! Surely someone agrees with me about the Sorting Hat; methinks that it needs to be taught how to sort fairly, if you catch my drift, and I think you do!

[Ruby Lehane]

*quirks brow*

What are you trying to say there Justin? Are we Slytherins too much for you to handle?

[Woodrow Winchester R4]

Well, maybe the females, but that's in a sensual way! Oh yeah, totally did not look that word up in the dictionary!

[Ruby Lehane]

*smirks and shakes head*

Good to know you can't handle us...that will make our posting experiences so much more entertaining.

[Vincente Faire H7]

Oh really, are you talking about Vince's post with Ruby?!?!?!?! I didn't know she could be sensual! Cruel maybe, sensual, haven't seen that side of her. Oh I get it, you just want to rile me up eh? It's actually you who can't handle me, I can see clearly now.......the rain is gone(had to add this)!

[Ruby Lehane]

LMAO...you probably won't get far with Ruby...but Seana is still in the middle of that post with Julius...*grins*

[Vincente Faire H7]

Lol, I thought that would make you laugh, and yes Seana is still in the middle of that post, which is exactly where Julius wants her. That didn't sound perverse in any way, right? Ah well, couldn't be helped. Julius can handle his own affairs, well maybe.....*blinks innocently*

[Ruby Lehane]

Oh man...you think like I do. *laughs* Joseph...*points at Justin* He thinks like I do? Or does that mean I have the mind set of a 19 year old man?

*snickers* Anyway...moving along. Stop dissing the Slytherin population...We need to grow! And for the record I think I have 4 Slyths on the quidditch team.

[August Reid R7]

*shakes head* Your older so he takes after you.

[Ariane Chan]

I agree with Justin. Too many Slytherins! D: It's like they're taking over the world! They've certainly taken over the Quidditch team! Looking at it makes me cringe! And like Hooch (was it Hooch? Or was it myself? Oh wait. I refereed the match? I can't remember, blaaah) said, it's like an army of Slytherins! ;_; Compared to the modest teams of Gryffindor, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw. Bring back the Hufflepuffs! >D Woo~

[Devon McKon R4]

lol looks like it's a good thing i chose Ravenclaw. Another Slyth might capsize the boat

[Ruby Lehane]

*giggles and holds up sign*

[glow=green,2,300]SLYTHERINS RULE!!!!!! Join us today!!![/glow]

[Aurora Chan]

Not as subtle as me! >D

Now, new members! Let me tell you exactly why you would want to be in Hufflepuff!


1. Hufflepuff = the best house
This is easy. Why? Because Gryffindors are cocky, Ravenclaws are smartasses, and Slytherin are just downright EVIL. To repel all these terrible flaws, Hufflepuff was created to store all the goodness in this world. And thus, we are, without a shadow of a doubt, the best. >D

Proof of our greatness:



2. The Badger
A stalwart animal, the badger is rare in Britain and is definitely worshipped (since muggles cannot build houses over them - yes, badgers do take priority!). There is no doubt that they absolutely rock and survive through anything. They are tough creatures and frankly, beats the human-eating lion beast, the cunning raven and the slimy snake. D< Treat the badger well, for s/he is the nicest of the lot!



3. Helga Hufflepuff
We have wonderful people who spread the great name of Hufflepuff, who are great faces for Hufflepuff, and Helga is definitely one of them (since she is the founder, after all). Amongst Professor Pomona Sprout and the Fat Friar, we have this wonderful lady to inspire us all to yellow greatness!



4. Teaching
As aforementioned, Pomona Sprout is our Head of House and everyone who has ever been in Hufflepuff is destined for greatness, to be taught under great Huffley teachers! Even if you don't have the brains of Ravenclaw, the courage of Gryffindor and the plain annoyingness and cheating ways of Slytherin, do not fear! Hufflepuff is the house for you!



5. Cedric Diggory
Ravenclaw think they're pretty. Well, LOOK AT US. Yes, we have the Cedric Diggory in our midst (or at least, once had, which is what counts of course). Not only is (was) he good-looking and handsome, a total knock-out, but he is charming, friendly and a true ladies' man. We love him and may you R.I.P., Ced. We will be forever grateful you were given the beautiful face belonging to Edward Cullen.



6. Triwizard Cup
And for your information, you Gryffs, it was Ced who won that Cup so keep your grimy hands off it! D<



7. The House Cup
Also rightfully belongs to us. It is shameful Rowling seems to think, despite being our initial creator, that we suck. THAT IS A LIE. Hufflepuff is amazing and if anyone thinks otherwise, the fact that we let you win is something you will never know.



8. Quidditch
And yes. That Quidditch Cup? Ours too. So maybe this season Hufflepuff have failed to win. But before the army of Slytherins descended from outer space, alien imposters in our school, Hufflepuff were the reigning champs of Quidditch! And with Ivy and Chace as our Captains, we will thrash whoever gets in our way! Join the Hufflepuff team today!



9. Yellow
Just how brilliant is this colour? It represents happiness and sunshine and all things amazing. Need I say more? We are amazing. Look at how we sparkle and shine~



10. Merchandise
If you are still unconvinced, if you join Hufflepuff, you will receive the following rare and complete merchandise of fantastic Hufflepuffness:


The Hat


The Scarf


The Tie


And The Pen

You will look like a true, beautiful Hufflepuff!




So, remember why you should be in Hufflepuff - loyal and hardworking, we are indeed the only house you should ever want to be a part of!



Even the Sorting Hat agrees!



I thus rest my case.

[Woodrow Winchester R4]

Ah who cares about Hufflepuff *hides from the Vince part of my mind, and Aurora as well* Ravenclaws aren't smartasses, we're just right! We can't help it if girls like Aurora have to go and find stuff off of the internet to entice people to join. Come to Ravenclaw if you don't wanna be some silly looking guy wearing yellow, or a girl with an badger for an animal. After all blue is the best, and Raven's can fly! Pretty awesome if you ask me, and besides that, we have the best Quidditch team, HAH!

[Hayley Blake S5]

Yeah, I've noticed ;]
And there's nothing wrong with that..if you're a Slytherin I suppose, hah.
GREEN is da bomb!! (That is, if anyone says 'da bomb' nowadays..really, do they? I never hear it.)

[Ruby Lehane]

*falls over laughing at Viv*

Look how much work she has to put into that, Slytherins! How pathetic.

*grins evilly*


And yes Hayley...I still say 'da bomb'

[Vincente Faire H7]

What possible interest could an Slytherin have in this thread? The only reason there are so many is because that's the house that takes on almost anyone. I say almost anyone, but what I really mean are the dreggs of society, I.E. Ruby, Hayley, India, Drake, Wynd.....the list goes on! Man, I'm glad Slytherin has so many people, it evens out the food chain, after all Slytherin's are at the bottom, so there have to be more.


((Haha that was fun getting into Vince's character for this. I'm kidding about the dreggs of society bit of course, I just couldn't help but say what Vince would. After all I love you guys, in a platonic way of course, except for you Viv, I really do love you, haha just kidding! I'm such an tease! Maybe I do take after you Mandi, or maybe, this is just an maybe, aliens injected you with the awesome gene after they took it from me, could be!))

[Seana Melling S7]

*clicks tongue against teeth before smirking*

You're just jealous because you ended up in the "we'll take anyone" house. Anyone that's left over. You know they do the same thing with hot dogs...all the meat that's not good enough to be put with the finer cuts gets grounded up and put in hot dogs. No wonder those things are so disgusting.


((hehehehe...you brought it on Justin...Seana had to say something. And unless the aliens went into the future and then back to the past to put that gene in me I'd have to say you took after me hahahahaha))

[Mary Evans]

Yay Slytherins! And Justin, it was never equal. We used to bemoan how there were no Slytherins. When I first joined it was just Pyro and Mary who were Slyth's under 4^th year.

Seriously though, Slytherin rocks... all there is to it. And if you and Vince just don't have what it takes then... suck it up Princess... we win.

[Julius Lionheart]

I agree, Slytherin's are highly overrated bits of work. I mean really, all they say is " Mudblood this...." and " Mudblood that....."! Hey, I never said that they were equal in terms of years, rather they were equal in terms of total people. After all, I did have Jason, and then there was Perseus( who was really the only acceptable Slytherin of the lot back then), there were a lot of older Slimy Snake's. Hufflepuff by the way Seana, the lovely Seana, take only those who are loyal to their cause, not like Slytherin's who would just as soon sell out their grandma's as soon as have to face their troubles themselves.

(( Hey I didn't say I understand how they did the whole gene implantation thing, I just said that it happened, so hah. Very good idea though, they probably did use time travel to do that. After all, they probably saw how droll you were in the alternate reality and said, " Damn!" then they saw me and said, " Wow, dude is awesome, she needs that extra gene he has!" Yeah that's what happened! Tee hee!))