Post by zoeyshay on Apr 1, 2010 22:55:20 GMT
I found some of these very funny:
There's a lot more here, and I find some of them hilarious (:
I just picked out some of the good ones...Hope you all enjoy if you haven't heard of it!
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical
Creatures
6, I will not insist the house elves serve fried snake to the Slytherins.
11. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
12. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a
clever moneymaking concept.
13. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
27. I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
61. I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt.
103. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".
112. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape's personal postbox.
129. The fact that Draco Malfoy is short, blond, pale-eyed and rat-faced is no reason for me to tell the Slytherinsthat Peter Pettigrew should be paying Narcissa child support.
There's a lot more here, and I find some of them hilarious (:
I just picked out some of the good ones...Hope you all enjoy if you haven't heard of it!
